Banter Can I ... ?

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yes

Can I give you 69 dollars?

 

[PancakesA]

Yes



Can I have a notebook

 

[wickedlildarling]

yeah, i have plenty

can i sit in your car and be navigator/DJ the next time you drive somewhere?

 

[PancakesA]

Yep



Can I give you a plushie?

 

[wickedlildarling]

of course!! i could always use another guy

can i add spices to your food when you cook?

 

[cian38irish]

Yes

can I pick your outfits for the next week

 

[PancakesA]

Yep Yep


Can I cook your favorite food?

 

[wickedlildarling]

uh huh, one less thing for me to think about

edit: it'd be hard to choose, but yes

can i have a dance party in your living room?

 

[PancakesA]

Yea


Can I have a lotion?

 

[cian38irish]

Yes

can I rearrange your furniture?

 

[PancakesA]

Yes



Can I take a nap?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Do it now.

Can I fly to Florida early Fri morning, party all weekend, recover Monday and return super early on Tue, instead of getting shit done around home this weekend?

 

[Esoterix]

Nah. But you can have a big ass pizza Friday night and a glass of well aged scotch. Go wild.

Can I spend the entire day on my sofa with zero responsibilities?

 

[wickedlildarling]

probably not, but you could shift flexible responsibilities around to have a much freer day than normal

can i make it through the day without feeling a sense of looming dread?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, if you keep yourself occupied.

Can I eat your shoes, piece by piece over a year without getting sick?

 

[Johnthomas094]

No way.

Can I spank your butts?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

No

Can I use your credit card to buy stupid shit on aliexpress?

 

[lexi79]

Only if it’s pink.

can I cook you a gluten free vegan meal

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes!!

Can I livestream in your bed?

 

[lexi79]

Scooches over….

can I share my 420 with you