Banter Can I ... ?

for a movie recommendation, or to go see a movie? either way, sure

can i paint little wildflowers on all my furniture?
 
Yes. Sleep all the hours.

Can I bake a potato, hamburger patty and hamburger bun all at the same time in the same oven and not make a regrettable waste and a mess?
 
Yes, but while sitting on your porch with a glass of beet juice.

Can get inside your head after being invited?
 
of course!! depending on the design, i could carve a stamp of it and print it on a shirt myself

can I have a carbonated drink right now?
 
No. Those aren't that great for you.

Can I go add some CO2 to my water using the silly CO2 machine after telling someone that carbonated junk isn't that great to consume?
 
no :< what's good for the goose is good for the gander

can i go to the thrift store tomorrow?
 
Yes. Make a list.

Can I go to the thrift store tomorrow, but to give shit away?
 
yes, if you give me right of first refusal on anything that's not clothes

can i skip walking to the gym tomorrow on account of the fact that it's gonna be pouring rain all day?
 
of course!! i prefer going out in the rain with no umbrella myself

can i take a nap once i get back from the gym today, or do I have to get right to work?
 
You can take a nap after protein.

Can I convince you to fully open up to me?
 
i doubt many people have the patience to do that

can i tell you several fungi fun facts?
 

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