Banter Can I ... ?

[Stanthropical]

No. Not interested.

Can I have a drink in your name?

 

[wickedlildarling]

not unless you can recite a fungi fun fact while you do it.

can i race you? in whatever context you choose

 

[Stanthropical]

No, because you'd easily lose. Waste of my time if there's no challenge.

Can I get a new office chair that doesn't have a hole developing in the ass part?

 

[wickedlildarling]

yes, that seems like a wise investment

can I finish the amount of food i portioned for myself?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, pig the fuck out. Do it now.

Can I go get drunk at the park and make my way back home at peak drunkness?

 

[wickedlildarling]

urrghhh. fine

thread: yes, as long as you're secure in your ability to outrun somebody if need be while drunk

can i re-watch one of my favorite movies instead of watching a new one, again?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. re-watching movies is cringe.

Can I successfully bake a potato, hamburger patty and hamburger bun at the same time in the oven?

 

[Locket44]

yes, off you go.

Can I stay awake for 48 hours straight?

 

[wickedlildarling]

you can, but why would you :<

can I strip down and get into my pajamas?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, it's that time of day.

can I spike my burger with Booker's?

 

[wickedlildarling]

yeah, i guess so. I'd personally prefer them as separate entities, but i won't yuck your yums.

can i have a list of your go-to orders from all national chain restaurants you frequent? i wanna mix up what i get

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm currently getting food at only one national chain—Chipotle—a burrito bowl, once per month.

Can I have your email address?

 

[wickedlildarling]

you could have one of my email addresses

can i toss out my contacts since they're already old (but still wearing comfortably) instead of getting out of bed to take them out properly?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes.

Can I fill your dreams with sweet things?

 

[wickedlildarling]

yes

can i make it through the rest of the day without dozing off on accident?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Probably not



Can I show you around Boston's North End !

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Not interested in Boston at all.

Can I order Chinese food today, but a dish per your suggestion?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Not interested in Boston at all.

Can I order Chinese food today, but a dish per your suggestion?

 

[Locket44]

Yes, I think you should order me some salt and chilli squid whilst you're at it please.

Can I donate all your birthday gifts to charity?

 

[wickedlildarling]

no. given how much donated stuff ends up in landfills, I'd much rather you take my money and give it to community orgs.

can I make it back home without collapsing dramatically?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. If you couldn't, you wouldn't be venturing out.

Can stay up super late today and not screw up my workday tomorrow?