Banter Can I ... ?

[wickedlildarling]

no, but when has that ever stopped anyone?

can i go to sleep and wake up early tomorrow to get my stuff done, instead of doing it now?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Do some of it now, or finish it all if you can keep going once you finish some of it.

Can I stay in a hot bath for three hours?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Sure, but (1) how are you keeping the water hot the whole time and (2) you might turn into a prune.

Can I go without watching TV for 2 days straight?

 

[wickedlildarling]

yes, i believe in you

can i finish my stuff without inciting a headache?

 

[Heidiwil]

No because you wouldn't be able to screen-share your porn to your big screen

Can I make a sex video quietly?

 

[Heidiwil]

yes, i believe in you

can i finish my stuff without inciting a headache?

Damn...beat me! Lmao

 

[wickedlildarling]

Damn...beat me! Lmao

i concede to your answer

you can, but i think it's hotter if you can be loud

can i join another coursera course, even though i'm already in more than one?

 

[Heidiwil]

I had to look this up and i still do not have an educated answer. You win...you are great! Bwahahaha

Can I find a way to bend in those fun positions, again?

 

[wickedlildarling]

mm, probably!! where there's a wil there's a way

can i let myself be a little sidetracked from my tasks?

 

[Heidiwil]

Yes, if it means we can play...on FCN

Can I NOT feel like I will pee my pants the minute I hit my driveway?!

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

It is possible, but probably not today or tomorrow, just don't pee your pants!

Can I actually be productive when working today?

 

[swaggered]

yes you can!

can i get a round of applause?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

I was slightly productive today lol.

Thread!: Absolutely, even a standing ovation!

Can I skip going to the dentist today?

 

[swaggered]

you can but you shouldn’t. unless you want a mouth full of gold down the line

can i borrow your tire patch kit?

 

[Joyciebaby60]

i dont have one

can i see a picture of you

 

[swaggered]

you can. the photo i took for my avatar is a truer representation of me then any image i’ve ever captured. i hope it doesn’t last long.

can i get to my mailbox without getting wet?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Probably not


Can I give you advice on anything today ?

 

[wickedlildarling]

you could in theory, but i don't have anything to ask

can i crack open my skull and pour everything i need to know about aromatic substitution reactions directly into my brain?

 

[swaggered]

take a shortcut and try inhaling then before you split.

can i get an EH?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Can I join a circus and name a decent living?