Banter Can I ... ?

depends on your idea of a decent living

can i overdose on turmeric?
edit: as in too much of an anti-inflammatory?
 
Yes. Could probably damage liver or kidneys, maybe experience some "fun" neurological symptoms.

Can I smash this phone right now and not regret it?
 
probably not, but if you’re having an office space moment, then have at it

can i afford to lose any more weight?
 
Yes, just make sure to cover your head, ears, lower half of face and wear gloves.

Can I kiss your ass?
 
No. Ted Nugent would be displeased.

Can I pick your brain using language that's free of social filter or respect for your privacy and you won't get offended?
 
No, I'm an Aquarius...love with no mercy and definitely a hot head.

Can I hire a photographer to take my FCN pics? I'm exhausted.
 
No. Waste of money when you have a husband who's likely more than capable of taking photos from angles and with lighting which men will find appealing.

Can I go back from occasional to moderate drinking and not have all the latest research with scary findings about alcohol I've read fuck with my head?
 
on that note…time for applause…i’m walking to pick up my prescription. lol. plus they’ll have chocolate there!

thread:
if you have time, you can

can i find sales on chocolate the weekend before easter? :confused:

my applauding scared my coworker:p

thread: yes, probably. even if it's a busy day, you could technically still stay up late

can i be 5 minutes late to class so that i can get a smoothie AND a wrap?
 

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