Banter Can I ... ?

Yes, I'm a massage therapist, but damn...I'm actually all booked!

Can you book a massage for Tuesday and gladly pay me THAT day? Hahaha (not sure who will get this)
Yes
But will it be a full body massage? I like happy endings…
 
no!! not allowed. unless you're injured, then skipping is mandatory

can i skip breakfast and lunch and eat a massive dinner?
 
You can. Latest research suggests that as long as you consume all of your protein in that one meal, you should be find. However, this should be done with your first meal.

Can I buy a new PC and not regret it?
 
hm. i feel like yes. but if you're concerned, you could just replace whatever components are oldest/giving you the most trouble.

can i have chipotle for dinner, or do i need to eat leftovers?
 
no. but you can have dessert just because!

can i spend the rest of the night recovering in bed? it's been a long day
 
yes. chill out. get rest. crash. then good day tomorrow.

can i get up before 6am tomorrow, just because?
 

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