Banter Can I ... ?

sure. i could use another coffee. thanks

can i have a get out of jail free card?
 
No such thing in life.

Can I eat the remainder of my goofy cheesecake before the end of the week?
 
damn. still, eh? that’s a lot of cheesecake. yes.

can i get a monopoly get out of jail free card to carry in my wallet and give to the next policeman that pulls me over.
 
Of course. It's not a crime to look silly, but you'll likely draw suspicion and cops aren't exactly geniuses, so good luck with dumb shit they suspect you of. lol

Can I go until the end of the year by not setting my foot in any store at all, ordering everything for delivery?
 
Yes. Just use the advanced search feature to find them all.

Can I give myself 10,001 likes?
 
for a few minutes before you lose it

can i hang out on your porch and tell kids to get off your lawn?
 
Yes, but that's so terrible for you.

Can I draw an octopus on your ass?
 
not until i see your art skills

can i get my ass handed to me in a bread basket?
 
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