Banter Can I ... ?

[HellinHeels]

Can I? Yes I'll be awake late.

Can I trim and rake up my cedar hedges without giving myself hives?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

You can but be careful

Can I vandalize your car?

 

[HellinHeels]

You could but I'd let the dogs loose lol

Can I sell your car instead of selling something of my own?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure and I would not let the dogs loose only cause I have none

Can I give you another car as a gift?

 

[cian38irish]

Feel free

would you like a ride in my new car?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Can questions

Sure and I would not let the dogs loose only cause I have none

Can I give you another car as a gift?

 

[HellinHeels]

Feel free

would you like a ride in my new car?

I would! A long drive with no real destination in mind, just enjoying the company

Can I drive?

 

[cian38irish]

As you wish.

Can I choose the music?

 

[HellinHeels]

Absolutely!

Can I take you camping?

 

[cian38irish]

You certainly can

Can I share a tent?

 

[HellinHeels]

If you can set it up

Can I do dishes after you cook?

 

[cian38irish]

The dishes can wait.

Can i offer you dessert after our main?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I just had a main and dessert all-in-one.

Can I send you overwhelming compliments?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

No no no no

Can I change your fcn account name?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. That would bring me an incredible amount of complication.

Can I scratch your back with a dildo?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Wtf, ofc you can't.

Can I borrow your gardening tools for a week?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I stuff your car's tailpipe with overgrown turnips from last year?

 

[Riverside]

Wtf no!

Can I turn those turnips into a delicious dish?

 

[swaggered]

you can, provided the turnip is ready

can i stare at the eclipse during totality without solar glasses or protection?

 

[Stanthropical]

It's certainly safer than staring at unobstructed sun, but the moment the moon moves out of the way, your retina might suffer permanent sun burn damage. You can't, in your right mind.

Can I store all my excess things in various sizes of medium-duty, collapsible banker's boxes with lift-off lids, as a seemingly perfect storage solution?