Banter Can I ... ?

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure and go to a pub

Can I wash my car?

 

[swaggered]

you can, but it will find you

edit:
of course. leave it outside in the rain

can i roll the dice for every decision i make tomorrow?

 

[Stanthropical]

No, you'll forget to eventually. Possibly by second or third decision.

Can I feed you my egg drop soup that's too hot? FUCK

 

[Nepenthe]

nope.

can I get Chinese takeout tomorrow for dinner?

 

[Stanthropical]

u hav tha powa

Can I leave all the shit open/in disarray in the yard and just go to sleep?

 

[Nepenthe]

generally, I'd say yes.

can I put my feet in your lap while I read my book?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Absolutely, feel free to do so.

Can I place my hands on your thigh as you read?

 

[swaggered]

ummm, gettin a little personal there naughty. damn your hands are cold

can i politely ask you to keep your hands to yourself

 

[Nepenthe]

you can! I can generally read body language well enough that you wouldn't need to ask, though

can I use your shoulder as a pillow if I'm really exhausted?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Of course, but I may play with your hair if you do so.

Can I fall asleep right now?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I eliminate 50% of my garden and build a shed with all window walls for a gym?

 

[Nepenthe]

you can, if that's more valuable to you than the garden space.

can I go get tater tots and play Galaga at my favorite bar tonight?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. It's not Friday or Saturday.

Can I install a garden on the roof and route irrigation up there, so plants get sun all day?

 

[swaggered]

with proper planning, venting and drainage, and no by laws…sure

can i pick any trillium that bloom without being fined?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Only if you don't get caught



Can I run as far as 5 miles ?

 

[swaggered]

only if a grizzly is chasing you.

can i run as fast as i can walk?

 

[Nepenthe]

that's an interesting enough question that I have to guess no

can I play Galaga with you, switching off every ship, at my favorite bar on Friday night?

 

[stratonim012]

Oh - I loved playing Galaga, so yes
Can I take you out to a late evening dinner/ movie at the local cinema draft house theater afterwards?

 

[Nepenthe]

cinema draft house theater? that's a very interesting combination. yes, with the condition that they're playing a movie I want to watch.

can I split a tub of popcorn with you, and add any toppings I want?

 

[stratonim012]

Absolutely split a tub and whatever topping you’d like.
Can I take you to a little all night cafe I know in a tucked away spot after for a nightcap?