Banter Can I ... ?

Absolutely, wander with your fingers and enjoy the fullest topographic experience possible:eek::cool::p
Can I reciprocate simultaneously?
 
I don't know what you're asking about what. Hijacking the thread flow with context-lacking replies which require the user to read through multiple replies, and especially in creep cases, is a good way to "necrify" a thread.

Can I find a life partner whom I'm compatible with at least 50-75%, with similar mindset, who I can live with for the rest of my life, sharing household responsibilities including chores, expenses, retirement planning (through trusts/etc), intimacy—everything that normally comes with marriage—but without legal marriage, until death do us part"?
 
Yes you can. Nobody is perfect, were all dysfunctional in one way or another. The best you can do is find someone who's dysfunctions you can live with for the rest of your life. When it's your turn to do the dishes don't leve all the pots to "soak" overnight, aka, leave them for your partner. Don't squeeze the toothpaste from the top and leave gobs of it in the sink or fart in bed and pull the covers over her head. Marriage is just a piece of paper, you can agree to be together without getting the government involved.

Can I emotionally "check out" for the weekend and give myself a break from adulting, doing nothing I should do and everything I keep telling myself I'll do after everything else is done?
 
Ofcourse you can. Just turn a blind eye to all the stuff, and get cozy in bed also remember to get yourself some wine. Deal with shit on monday.


Can I just quit my job, find a nice rich man or woman and become a home maker?
 
No. That conflicts with the equality and independence movement, directly feeds anti-feminism, etc...

Can I realistically vacation one weekend every single month, somewhere up to 400 miles away from home, using my leisure savings, instead of taking week-long vacations?
 
probably not:p

can I manage to doze off and catch up on a little more sleep, even though I'm already awake and the sun is coming in through the window?
 
That depends on if FCN keeps your attention long enough for awake to become fully awake...

Can I get my fantasies under control and make rational decisions in the next couple of hours?
 
Probably.

Can I set up a few rain barrels and actually water my garden using only that water?
 
Depending on your vacation allowance. Take Friday's and Monday's off, incorporate public holiday's and utilise them to your needs. You could enjoy a 3-4 day break every month for a year and use maybe 24 vacation days.

Edit: hadn’t refreshed page. Yes @ rain watering.

Can I eat key lime pie today and not feel sick?
 
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