Banter Can I ... ?

[Deleted member 1309718]

Please do

Can I celebrate a an 8-0 undefeated streak after my team plays tonight, or are we going to take our first loss?

 

[Deleted member 1326666]

Did they win? If so I guess you can

Can I teach you to drive a manual car?

 

[Sakura3]

No, thanks. I can drive a manual car.

Can I sleep in the car? I'm tired.

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yes you can but you can sleep at my home too

Can I rub your back?

 

[Deleted member 1326666]

Sure

Can I look you dead in the eyes while you rub my back?

 

[Stanthropical]

No, that's all sorts of fucked up.

Can I move my occasional 24hr fasts to Sunday-Monday overnights?

 

[Deleted member 1326666]

I guess ┐('～`)┌ if it really helps with your schedule I mean.

Can I plant my special plants at your place so the cops stay away from mine?

 

[Lil_wonders]

I’d prefer you didn’t.


Can I go and buy some new plants?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure, if you don't have enough money I can lend ya some of my FCN money

Can I suggest some plants for you to buy?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I'm set on what I want.

Can I convince you that vegetables don't exist as plants?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Try your best

Can I teach you how to interpret some of blood test values?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I don't perform blood tests.

Can I grow a ton of plants for butterflies?

Try your best

"Vegetable" is a culinary term, not a botanical term. Examples: tomato is a fruit, potato is a tuber, cabbage is a vegetative bud, broccoli is flower buds, etc...

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

That is a nice idea. Do it

Can I help ya planting those plants, not necessarily physically?

 

[Deleted member 1326666]

Mine? Sure

Can I send you a post card?

 

[Lil_wonders]

Yes please.


Can I bake a cake for you ?

 

[Deleted member 1326666]

I'll take a lemon or chocolate cake please

Can I offer you a hug and blanket while we watch Deadpool?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Nooooooooo and you would say fuck it nooooooooooo too

Can I post on your FCN profile page?

 

[Deleted member 1326666]

Have at it friend

Can I retract my previous question for a different one more fitting this scenario?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure, keep lurking here

Can I keep on posting here?

 

[Deleted member 1326666]

Absolutely my liege xD

Can I refer to you as King Tom?