Banter Can I ... ?

[Deleted member 1217451]

Thank goodness, because I did.

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I'll say yes. Suspicion.

Can I get some help deciding what kind of easy, summertime thing to cook for dinner tonight?

 

[Deleted member 1309718]

Absolutely, help is just a question away!

Can I avoid actually being the one to answer that question for fear of not having a good enough understanding of "easy"?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

You can. But I would be disappointed.

Can I explain 'easy' meals to you?

 

[Deleted member 1309718]

You most certainly can

Can I interest anyone in a game of charades while I learn?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I would say not loads of ingredients, less than 30 minutes of cooking and not too many different processes.

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You can, I played.

Can I win this round of charades?

 

[Deleted member 1309718]

You just did!

Can I clarify any dietary restrictions or preferences you have?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

You just did!

Can I clarify any dietary restrictions or preferences you have?

You can. Not extremely spicy, somewhat healthy would be nice and no arugula/rocket, mint or fresh coriander. Preferably no fish or other things that roam in or around the sea no rhubarb or bokchoi. Ugh, this is becoming a long list

Can I be less picky about food?

 

[Deleted member 1309718]

You probably can, but will that improve your experiences or make life less enjoyable?

Can you try a simple summer style san choy bow?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

If I wanted to go to the specialty market for waterchestnuts. Just looked that up, they look yummy. Now I'm sad.

Can I ask for another idea that is similar?

 

[Deleted member 1309718]

You certainly can

Can I excuse myself for being too tired and/or horny to think of anything outside my own experiences right now?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Do work.

Can I make it worse? (The first thing that comes to your mind)

 

[Esoterix]

Unlikely.

Can I remove everything yellow from your home, without it majorly impacting you?

 

[swaggered]

You couldn’t. Don’t have any yellow, but being it’s primary, it would have a major impact on the shades I like.

Can I borrow $25,000 cdn?

 

[Stanthropical]

Sure, see what your bank or your credit cards offer.

Can I vacation for free several times this year?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

But stay with us

Can I change my fcn account name to King Tom III?

 

[Deleted member 1309718]

yes, a King doesn't require the votes of we common folks

Can I get through my to-do list this afternoon?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. The afternoon is gone.

Can I completely fuck it up by the end of the week?

 

[swaggered]

What is it? … never was a fan of Faith No More. Let’s go with no.

Can I build a vine tomato trellis today?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Too easy.

Tip: switch to determinate tomatoes. All you need is a cheap cage or a stick, fruit comes in sooner, no need for pruning, less chance for damage and infection, more manageable, less bullshit and cost like trellis and water...


Can I get rid of all my white socks by the end of the month?

 

[Esoterix]

Yes.

Can I attend 4 social events this week and not feel like I’m sick of people by the end of it?