Banter Can I ... ?

[swaggered]

You could try. Dog might get curious and lick you to death if you pause on the floor. He’s a kisser when someone is on his level.

Can you teach my dog to stop kissing?

 

[Locket44]

Impossible task lol


Can I get you to do yoga with me?

 

[Saint74]

Ill give it a try !

Can i buy you a drink ?

 

[Locket44]

Yes, I'll have a Guinness please



Can I get you a cocktail?

 

[Saint74]

A vodka martini, shaken not stirred of course ! Please

Can i get you any bar snacks ?

 

[Lil_wonders]

Yes please



can I have an early night tonight?

 

[Saint74]

Yes you can, but dont expect sleep ! Lol

Can i get you anything ?

 

[ohmibod]

Yes I need a new car

can i invite you to dance

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I feed some tasty fried liver to you?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No. There is no such thing as " tasty liver"


Can I convince you to clean my car ?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Fat chance

Can I convince you to clean mine, in stead?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Sure. Bring it over in an hour


Can I bring you so you need today ?

 

[Deleted member 1309718]

If you want to deliver food and drink during the State of Origin tonight I'd appreciate it

Can I celebrate a win without upsetting my NSW-supporter in-law's?

 

[Stanthropical]

I'm not understanding what you're attempting to celebrate.

Can I enter all security question answers as various versions of "your mom" in banking security settings?

 

[tatanka11]

Ok

Can I touch your private parts?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

WTF noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Can I have access to your email?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Not a chance in Hell


Can I drive by your house, honking my horn & screaming obscenities ?

 

[Stanthropical]

You certainly could, but what a waste of time... Those wasps in the tree out front might get you too. They're the type sensitive to loud noises and vibrations.

Can I finish my shitty kitchen island by next Sunday evening?

 

[Lil_wonders]

If you stop posting about it here and do it then yes.



Can I learn to play a musical instrument?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yes

Can I win in one of the counting threads today?