Banter Can I ... ?

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I lock up or delete all the dumb ass counting threads without any backlash?

 

[Mianyah]

No.

Can I eat at 3am and not regret later?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes.

Can I stain it right in the kitchen?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Go ahead. Can't see the mess from my house.


Can I put up Halloween decorations next week ?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Do it.

Can I call your mom and tell her what a wonderful person you are, regardless of whether that's truth or not?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No need. She already knows.



Can I skip work tomorrow ?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Call off now.

Cab I call your mom and tell her what a pest you are on teh interwebs?

 

[swaggered]

No

Can I see your smile?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I call your mom and tell her you and I are married?

 

[Esoterix]

If you're prepared for the consequences.

Can I text weird stuff to all your contacts, off your phone and sign it off with my name?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure as long as you sign it

Can I teach you some funny tricks?

 

[Stanthropical]

Let's see them. Right now.

Can I make seven more teas before noon tomorrow?

 

[Lil_wonders]

Yes you can, plenty of time



can I learn a new language?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure you can.

Can I help ya with learning a new language?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I don't need to learn a new language.

Can I call you and tell you and your mother and I are an item now?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No. Get lost.


Can I take you to a Patriots football game ?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, but only if I can bring your mother too.

Can I invite you and your mother to a dinner, then your mother and I ditch you without any drama?

 

[Esoterix]

I’d get dramatic af.

Can I feed you stuff while you’re blindfolded?

 

[Harley31]

Only if its food from my fridge

Can I see the last picture you took on your phone?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Can I bring you a pizza ?