Banter Can I ... ?

Yeah.

Can I microwave my coffee because I forgot to boil the water and already poured it from the kettle?
 
Yes. It's the American way.

Can I skip my flight and tell my employer that it's been delayed due to a volcanic eruption?
 
Yes. Return that other item and buy sneakers.

can I wear sandals on the flight(s)?
 
Yes. But wait til you are out of the taxi.


Can I get tickets to a show even though they are more expensive then I would normally spend ?
 
You can if nothing is preventing you.

Can I give a bottle of wine to this taxi driver, because I have nothing to use it for?
 
No because he will probably drink it and keep driving and talking on his phone.


Can I have a coffee even though it’s after 7 pm?
 
Yes. Go for a decent pace walk for 30 mins after coffee to metabolize the caffeine quicker—it works. You're sleeping in tomorrow. I gave the bottle to the driver.

Can take a 3hr nap rite meow?
 
Sure, if you can find me. "Catch me if you can"

Can I get plastered during my next layover, just so I can say, "This one time in..."
 
You won't get to.

Can I send you a photo from the plane every ten minutes?
 
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