Banter Can I ... ?

[Stanthropical]

Hell no.

Can I show you the D at the park?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

I'm gonna risk it and say yes cos we both know that I don't know what that is.lol

Can I feed you tiramisu from chop sticks?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Spoiler: Can I show to you the park skwerils?

The D (the sun)= Vitamin D from sunlight.

 

[ASB1278]

Yes, they are so cute!

Can I advise you on the benefits of using sunscreen?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

Yes.

Can I interest you in making me some unicorn art?

 

[ASB1278]

Yes you can!

Can I offer you this Fuck You-nicorn?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

You can

Can I offer to share it with you?

 

[Harley31]

No thanks, I'm not giving any fucks today

Can I go rollerblading this evening despite having a blister on my heel?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yes but only for a short time

Can I check on you later?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can i eat the food you don't want to eat in your fridge?

 

[ASB1278]

Sure

Can I please get a massage?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

I was afraid you would not ask

Can I bring tea and herbal oil?

 

[Lil_wonders]

No thanks I don’t drink tea



Can I drive your car?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure if you promise to return it one piece

Can I ask you where are you heading?

 

[Stanthropical]

Not heading anywhere.

Can I buy you junk food from a very delicious fast food place?

 

[ASB1278]

No

Can I drink my coffee in peace?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure and you stay in one piece

Can I bring ya some biscuits?

 

[ASB1278]

Absolutely

Can I please have some strawberries preserves too?

 

[Stanthropical]

I don't have any, but you can buy some.

Can I be your escape?

 

[ASB1278]

I guess

Can I make you lunch?