Banter Can I ... ?

[Tender_n_Crispy]

No, I do not want crafting herpes.

Can I write one word poems?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I do the thing?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

You betcha!

Can I have you listen to this one word poem in your head? ... "Poems"

 

[SarcasticLizzy]

Yes....


Can I turn on my air conditioner?

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Sure.

Can I have your attention?

 

[Saximony]

Yes for 30 seconds.

Can I marry my dog that loves me more than any human ever has?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Why not. Nothings matters anymore (just don't be weird)

Can I cover you in glitter?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Bad! This is how crafting herpes get spread.

Can I run away to the circus?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, please do so.

Can I resume my 24hr fasts on Saturdays without some shit sabotaging me again?

 

[Saximony]

Yes you can but the question is will you?

Can I go fishing in a thunderstorm?

 

[Smiling_Tom]

No, Afraid that you may get hurt

Can I teach you fishing?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

No because you only get catfish.

Can I take a day relaxing?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Tomorrow.

Can I eat the whole cheesecake instead of bringing it to Easter fam gathering ?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes!!!

Can I give you a head pat?

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Wait wait wait. A head what? Oh, ok ok

Can I sleep for more than 12 hours?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Yes.

Can I pick up some free 3D printers?

 

[Shifted]

Yes, the conditions of them are unknown but you can prolly find one

Can i stop feeling sick

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, by taking care of yourself properly.


Can I trash my current PC without backing up anything and have no regrets?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

No

Can I kiss your forehead?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Sure if you really think you need to.


Can I mine for bitcoin and run a print farm instead of doing real things that matter?