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[theoriginalnumber8]

When you look through the peephole in your door and its the local DJ outside trying to sell you his new mix tape.

 

[Edie]

“Excuse me sir, we’ve had complaints of a small fella, with a suspicious smile lurking about.”

 

[Someguy1323]

Do these jeans look loose? They feel loose

 

[Edie]

Mummy’s, sailors, nuns....hmmm, what next?

 

[Z-PhD-00]

*the picture next to the word "firm" in the dictionary.

 

[Jinxy]

Now little bird, fly and infect.

 

[Gobster28]

There's reports of a sexy lady in nothing more that a black bra and skirt, looking suspicious. Proceed with caution, approach slowly as she has been know to bite