CONFESSION SESSION

PheonixxxMonroe

PheonixxxMonroe

#%!$&@??#*%, m8!
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FORGIVE ME PHEONIXXX FOR I HAVE SINNED:

I wanna hear about the naughty shit you Phuckers and Phuckettes get up to. (Limit of one dirty deed per member per day!) No limit as to how minute or gargantuan a nasty bad thing you did ...

NOW SPILL!

☆"LIGHT A CANDLE FOR ALL THE SINNERS , SET THE WORLD ON FIRE"☆ - Marilyn Manson "Antichrist Superstar )" intro lyric & ☆"I WENT TO GOD JUST TO SEE AND I WAS LOOKING AT ME"☆ Also a Marilyn Manson lyric, BOTH of which were amongst the quotes I wrote in my High School Graduation year book when I was 17 lol

Let me start with the fact that I ninja recorded a 3minute and 30 second voice recording of me taking a pounding this morning and he doesn't even know ... yet! Might send it to him later ... SURPRIIISE!

Now y'all GO WITH YOUR LAVENDER SELVES:
 
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pigheaded said:
Wish I had some sexy deviant story I could share gorgeous! It’s been decades since I talked a stewardess into a mile high handjob.....man what a good tip could get you back then! :p
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Jeez maan, didn't you read my amazing intro?! It can be small or large and anywhere in between but it doesn't HAVE TO be sexual!

It could be that you put the hose on the neighbour's dogs cause the bastards wouldn't stop bloody barking at nothing and you had your period and felt the need to go outside in your pajamas, make it rain over the fence then go back to sleep in silence ....

You dropped a mad fart you'd been hanging on to for too long on a whinging shit of a kid whose nose just happened to be positioned conveniently right at your bum level at the shopping centre...

It could be the ant you stepped on and had to put out of its misery cause it was squished but still moving and you felt sorry for the poor little guy...

OR

That you picked something up off the floor told your self ("5 second rule", blew on it and ate it!)

OR there's always that you fucked someone's Mum etc

I wonder if everyone can guess which 4/5 of these I am guilty of?! Hehe
 
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PheonixxxMonroe said:
Jeez maan, didn't you read my amazing intro?! It can be small or large and anywhere in between but it doesn't HAVE TO be sexual!

It could be that you put the hose on the neighbour's dogs cause the bastards wouldn't sophisticated barking at nothing and you had your period and felt the need to sprinkle answer forget....

It could be the ant you stepped on and had to put out of its misery cause it was still moving and you felt sorey for it...

OR

That you picked something up off the floor told your self ("5 second rule", blew on it and ate it!)
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And that’s why no one invites a pig to a party! :(
 
Before my divorce paperwork was filled but after I moved out of my house I started having amazing sex (both in quantity and quality) with someone. I've had so many incredible experiences, things I've given and received for the first time. A truly amazing woman who I look forward to doing so much more with. It's absolutely fantastic being open to new things, and having someone just as open to them, at the same time knowing what they like.
 
Someguy1323 said:
Before my divorce paperwork was filled but after I moved out of my house I started having amazing sex (both in quantity and quality) with someone. I've had so many incredible experiences, things I've given and received for the first time. A truly amazing woman who I look forward to doing so much more with. It's absolutely fantastic being open to new things, and having someone just as open to them, at the same time knowing what they like.
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That's not even bad Somesy, that's fucking liberating!!

No hail Mary Liar Liar pants on fire (immaculate conception ... pffft!) Repetitive Bible bashing bullshit babble chants for you today!

Well done and keep on fuckin in the free world mate! :)

Off you go and play banjo on ya banana while blowing beautiful, bulbous bubbles!
 
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I travel a lot for my work and soon after breaking up with my wife late in 2017 I had to travel to a little village for work. Wasnt the largest villlage so no Premier Inn or Travelodge in town so had to stay at a B&B.

Anyway I did what I had to do for work then had some some dinner at the local pub then went back to my hotel. The woman who worked behind the reception and who was the owner was on her own and asked if I wanted a drink from the bar so I said yes and we walked into the bar where a few people where in their talking. Proper old school bar with open brick walls, fire place etc.

Anyway me, the owner and the other people stayed up until around 2am drinking and having a laugh. I knew I had drive the next afternoon so said my goodnights and went to bed.

I fell asleep in a drunken haze, then was woken up with the owner on top of me slowly lowering herself onto me. After the best sex of my life, I slowly fell asleep and woke up alone.

I went downstairs for breakfast and the owner was there on reception.

We still "throw each other one" whenever we are in the nearby area. After we do our thing we are just like we are mates when we text
 
DaveJonno83 said:
I travel a lot for my work and soon after breaking up with my wife late in 2017 I had to travel to a little village for work. Wasnt the largest villlage so no Premier Inn or Travelodge in town so had to stay at a B&B.

Anyway I did what I had to do for work then had some some dinner at the local pub then went back to my hotel. The woman who worked behind the reception and who was the owner was on her own and asked if I wanted a drink from the bar so I said yes and we walked into the bar where a few people where in their talking. Proper old school bar with open brick walls, fire place etc.

Anyway me, the owner and the other people stayed up until around 2am drinking and having a laugh. I knew I had drive the next afternoon so said my goodnights and went to bed.

I fell asleep in a drunken haze, then was woken up with the owner on top of me slowly lowering herself onto me. After the best sex of my life, I slowly fell asleep and woke up alone.

I went downstairs for breakfast and the owner was there on reception.

We still "throw each other one" whenever we are in the nearby area. After we do our thing we are just like we are mates when we text
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That's SO one of those IT WAS HER, NOT YOU scenarios haha ... shit ay!
 
When I'm at a swim up bar, my drinks to out of the pool bathroom breaks ratio is absolutely horrid. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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