Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but you ruin orgasms with piss
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I wish i could be naked all day and everyone would compliment me but not the one who know me personally
 
Granted but it's with Golem from Lord of the Rings.

I wish I could eat gummy bears all the time and never feel sick.
 
Granted but you will get a raise of money equal to the number of dinasours left on earth today.

I wish i could break any world record of sexual base
 
Granted
But the players will not be back as most of them are injured now

I wish i could read the minds of people
 
Granted but everyone's mind is filled with disturbing images

I wish we had star ships like the U.S.S. Enterprise from star trek.
 
Granted....But it can't fly lol :)


I wish ....I could zip anywhere in the world with just a blink .
 
Granted but they will always try to scratch you and of course they will succeed.

I wish i was the most popular porn star in the world
 
Granted, but in reality you're really bad at sex so every man/ woman is disappointed after a hookup.

I wish I could watch tv and eat dessert all day.
 
Granted, but your tv is not working and you will upset your stomach the next day

I wish i could make an injection which changes gender temporarily
 
Granted but the side effects include weak knees and heavy arms..possible chance of vomiting

I wish being bit by spiders actually turned you into Spiderman
 
Granted, but that spider is one in 1 billion and you will be bitten by rest of them

I wish i could roam naked all day and noone would judge me
 
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