Creating A Story

[chelseabug]

Post a sentence below the last person to post. Let's create a story! I'll start..

"Once upon a time in a land not so far away.."

 

[Malady]

There was a wicked hedgehog.

 

[chelseabug]

"And his sidekick, Christopher, he's a.."

 

[Steg]

Disrespectful, angry young fuck weasel, who was arrested for......

 

[Malady]

... taking pants from garden gnomes and putting them on...

 

[Steg]

...his previous bone China ninja dolls of....

 

[chelseabug]

"Even fatter dwarfs so they had encouragement to lose weight.."

 

[Steg]

...or they risked the wrath of punishment in the former of...

 

[Malady]

... a baggy/saggy skin parade lead by feral cats.

 

[jayce1979]

the hedgehog's name is Morton, and is known worldwide for his ability to...

 

[Malady]

... spray hotdogs, instead of bristles, from his coat of arms!

 

[chelseabug]

Meanwhile, the evil emperor of neighboring land has been training his army of...

 

[Steg]

Limp wristed mongrel water voles

 

[chelseabug]

"Each one more hanis than the last"

 

[Steg]

They decided to then.....

 

[jayce1979]

launch an all out attack on the voles with their secret weapon..

 

[Steg]

A bag of heat seeking high explosive dildos laced with rodent poison which managed to....

 

[chelseabug]

Strike the village of christoper and the hedgehog. They ran for their lives towards the woods..

 

[Steg]

...chanting songs of....

 

[chelseabug]

"It's the end of the world as we know it! It's the end of the word as we know it! But we feel fineeee"