Creating A Story

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Especially on "hand job Thursday" night where you get a free wank with every pitcher of beer or cocktails,....however...
 
There were no customers..everyone had run from the hail storm of dildos. Christopher and the hedgehog stood alone watching the only 2 dancers, dance..
 
, moving to the beat of some Mmm'Bop by Hanson. Embarrassing for them their....
 
Pants had been seared off by the flames on the ground..also this song was their childhood go to song..
 
ugh, start a new thread...


at the mouth of Moby Dick, who was suffering from a large case of ...

the herps. millions of sores everywhere inside
 
The smell was revolting. But was worse than the smell of all the herps was..
 
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road.
The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.
 
Worse than the smell of herpes was... the sight of 200 guest posters all thinking they had bigger knobs than moby dick himself.
 
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says,
"Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"

Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''
 
The pig is offended that these two dimwits are assuming it's animal-gender is a goose. So it sprouts out tiny ridiculous looking wings and begins to hover above the ground. The goo- pig was flying, slowly, the bar was filled with dumbfounded dropped jaws as those who used the statement, "When pigs fly" in vain, paid up.

When the fun was over the big sack of potential bacon falls ungracefully to the floor. Turns into the goose that it was assumed and oinks, waddling out of the bar.
 
...then all of a sudden the Goose caught bird flu and died. Whilst it's alter ego turned into.....
 
A human with one specific "super" power that could restore this destroyed kingdom..
 
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