Creating A Story

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this superpower is so special it has never been seen before. logic can not explain it, not can reason...
 
...the power to impregnate women immediately with a gestation period of 3 weeks to quicken population growth. The only draw back was.....
 
Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink." The bartender gets him a drink.

Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink." The bartender gets him another drink.

Finally, Jim asks the bartender, "Why does he call you Donkeyboy?"

"I don't know. Hehaw-hehaw-he always calls me that."
 
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A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.

The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says.

"For what?"

The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute."

The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money."

The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda -- look it up." She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary.

The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It says, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves."
 
NiceGuy said:
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A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.

The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says.

"For what?"

The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute."

The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money."

The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda -- look it up." She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary.

The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It says, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves."
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Er, are you getting these online?
 
Niceguy, there are loads of rubbish threads you could hijack with your unrelated posts....Don't do it to the good ones!!! GAWD:rolleyes: Anyways.....

each baby had ten little fingers and ten little toes but... then Suddenly......the end of each digit sprouted quarreling, shark-toothed monkey heads. Yes, that's right....the thumbs and forefingers were opposed.....
 
.....they managed to put their differences aside, chuckling at the irony of bombs being counter-productive to a population boom and agreeing that something must be done to thwart their evil step dad.....
 
TGirl said:
.....they managed to put their differences aside, chuckling at the irony of bombs being counter-productive to a population boom and agreeing that something must be done to thwart their evil step dad.....
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The best idea they could come up with was to periodically poison his lime cordial which he often drank in times of much evilness, with a fine dose of.....
 
TGirl said:
Niceguy, there are loads of rubbish threads you could hijack with your unrelated posts....Don't do it to the good ones!!! GAWD:rolleyes: Anyways.....

each baby had ten little fingers and ten little toes but... then Suddenly......the end of each digit sprouted quarreling, shark-toothed monkey heads. Yes, that's right....the thumbs and forefingers were opposed.....
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Steg said:
The best idea they could come up with was to periodically poison his lime cordial which he often drank in times of much evilness, with a fine dose of.....
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.......Butt blood! Gleaned from multiple tiny cuts made by their shark teeth. The silly monkey's got entirely the wrong idea about arse nic! However, the resulting concoction had an unforseen effect....
 
they immediately put this power to good use by calling out all of the trolls, especially those who love to kill a good thread or a good topic..but i digress..this power was harnessed by...
 
while this was all happening, there was a lonely panda that was pondering around in the desert in the neighoring country. looking for friends and family but none to be found.
 
Story By Nice Guy and Written by Nice Guy
The night was dark and quiet. And all i could hear was tic t0ck of clocks around the room that made me stop and think to turn off the television and slowly fall asleep cause it was getting late. When i awake in my dream i knew i was dreaming because i ended up in a strange dark time and weird creepy place. This place was Grand Opening Troll Market where there were people and freaky trolls that looked horribly ugly that would scar you for life.
I didn't know what i had seen but for some reason it seemed like i had seen them before. I can’t remember or explain why i would end up here. Then all of a sudden there was a flood of people pushing to come in the market to trade with one another like a crazy sideshow business. As i began to follow and walk with this big busy crowd i saw this very strange treasure chest. As i got closer i realized it was a fish tank but what grabbed my attention what was inside it. I had a glimpse of a tale or so i thought. I finally got a chance to look at it one more time what was inside the treasure chest fish tank. It was a Beautiful Chinese Lantern Dragon Fish that glowed bright neon orange swimming in dark murky water as i started to stare at it this colorful orange fish i was a amazed at what i was looking at. I wanted to know what it was and where it came form so i ask the sales man.
The sale man said it was a banded by it owner and had a curse on it not for sale. But i did wanted to buy it i just want to see it and know what it was. so i ask the sale man what does it eat he said nothing it is lock away and never feed it is put in this hollow crystal diamond treasure chest tank forever. so i was thinking forever is a long time for this beautiful colorful fish so i waited for the sale man to leave to see if i can open the tank but when i try to open it the sale man was on his way back so i try picking it up and take it with me but my fingers slipped off the corner of the tank and went crashing down to the ground when the tank broke and the strange creature that spawns a pack of menacing monster where born then the sale man run pick the fish up and put back in water Because it can never breath air. I ask him why he told me this two simple rule no oxygen and no food AND ITS NOT FOR SALE. I said ok so i ask him what about the other ones he what other one. I said something happen when the fish had got out. After that I went home to my mom house’s …where I made a nice dinner and she yelled at me for sleeping to long and get up early to have beer what the fuck I can’t do nothing I want to do…i thought to myself…so if i clean the house to make her happy she get off my back…I did the dishes ,vacuum the living room…still I get yell at …their no pleasing mom I tell you that right get the fuck out while you still can …p.s I pooped in the litter box hash tag what that smell . The End or To Be Continued
 
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