the panda couldn't find anyone, which makes him lonely. when all hope was lost for our panda friend, he decided to sit down. upon sitting down, there was a hatch on the ground next to him....
...which, as luck would have it, was made of bamboo. Panda had grown very hungry wondering the desert, despite all the sand-which-is there. Panda started to gnaw his way through the hatch, then suddenly....
the hatch fell through, and like cartoon, he paused looked at the camera, look down the hole, and shrugged his shoulders, as he then falls down it, and notices alot of different pathways leading every which way..
in this world of underground disney was mickey moose, donald the platypus, goofy the cat, and minnie muskrat. they were happy to see our panda hero and said..
so they proceeded to chop at the panda until he was able to be stuffed, and mounted (not that kind of mounted...weirdos) and sat up for all eternity on the "it's a small world" ride
but then one day, a pirate from the pirates of the caribbean ride popped up on the small world scene. He said that he had a message for the panda. The message was...