Creating A Story

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dreams. Such were the nights beyond the veil of the corporeal, haunted by the spectres of tacos long gone. ONe night, he finally mustered his courage and told them -
 
....."I've felt this way for a while, but I've been suppressing it. I...I'm ideoligically opposed to the idea of Taco Tuesdays, but only because I fervently believe that everyday should be a Taco day"
 
suddenly, as he finishes his sentence, like in 1984, they heard what was said. the Panda had disobeyed what was accepted. he needed to be punished. Panda sees a group of rioters coming to capture him for the reward. Panda then..
 
Panda took out his mighty bamboo battle staff, each end imbued with an resplendent emerald orb, twirling and spinning it with the expertise of a true master. He then took it between both paws and brought it down to the ground with a thunderous crash, erecting a dome of rock and soil to shield him from the unruly mob of rioters. Panda sat down and had hardly begun to scratch his enormous testicles when..
 
He looks up as he hears a thunderous boom. Panda dives clear of the falling rocks and looks up to see.....
 
(prior content is TL;DR)

Sly grin crossed the panda's face. He'd found himself amused at the thought of the Platypus seeing his testicles from above. The single-leafed piece of bamboo in his mouth swaying, it's unseen end having been flickered by his tongue.

"I've got your Disney right here."

Leaping to his feet in a quasi'd kung fu stance, the Panda loomed over the Platypus. His unclothed cock hung between them, nearly half the height of the Platypus' pitiful body.

"Bitches cry over Disney movies... are those tears in your eyes?"
 
*flipping thru the pages* that isn't in any of the exploits of marauding pirates and buccaneers of the Spanish Main vividly recounted in the stories of author and illustrator Howard Pyle. Possessed of a unique talent for recapturing the flavor of bygone eras, Pyle wrote and illustrated these highly readable sagas of the sea wolves who sailed under the dreaded black flag... tacos? panda bears? ;-)
 
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