CUM PLAY WITH US LADIES...HERE KITTY KITTY

'MERICA
Momma looking good in some jeans all ripped
Got a baby in her belly and a baby on her hip
Little toe headed rascal peeing off the porch
Daddy got a shotgun looking for a stork
(Oh Lord)
And that's po (po) dunk (dunk)
Don't give a flying hillbilly fuck
I said po (po) dunk (dunk)
House full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Love us if you can, sorry if you can't
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't
Po-oh-oh-oh-whoaoh, po-dunk!
Bible by the bed and a bottle sitting pretty
Pigskin on the TV, bacon in a skillet
An old mutt in the yard licking on an itch
Bunch of fake flamingos flocking by the ditch
(Can I get a witness?)
Whoa whoa
And that's po (po) dunk (dunk)
Don't give a flying hillbilly fuck
I said po (po) dunk (dunk)
A yard full of chickens and a barn full of drunks
Love us if you can, sorry if you can't
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't
Po-oh-oh-oh-whoaoh, po-dunk!
Po-dunk!
Put your adult beverage over your head
If you're bat shit crazy and your neck is red
As the dirt on the road where we all grew up
Sing something with me if you ain't nothing but
(You ain't nothing but, you ain't nothing but)
Po (po) dunk (dunk)
Don't give a flying hillbilly fuck
I said po (po) dunk (dunk)
House full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Love us if you can, sorry if you can't
Holla if you is, shut up if you ain't
Po-oh-oh-oh-whoaoh
Po-oh-oh-oh-whoaoh, po-dunk!
Po-dunk!
Po-dunk!
Po-dunk!
Yeah po-dunk
Po-dunk

OH...AND WE LOVE Rudeman!!
 
This is the Introductions forum. An introduction doesn't consist of "look elsewhere for information." If you're seeking a meet & greet, there's a Hookups and Hangouts forum in the list, just below the Introductions forum.

If you're not content with the feedback you get for posting in what is clearly the wrong forum, feel free to move along as well. This isn't America - this is the internet.
 
Kelsey12 said:
This is the Introductions forum. An introduction doesn't consist of "look elsewhere for information." If you're seeking a meet & greet, there's a Hookups and Hangouts forum in the list, just below the Introductions forum.

If you're not content with the feedback you get for posting in what is clearly the wrong forum, feel free to move along as well. This isn't America - this is the internet.
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Well...looks like there are multiple cunts here
 
I'm a hot mature woman...

I wouldn't meet you and your skanky mouth in a million years. One can only imagine the state of your flaccid disgusting little penis dribbling at the end in your excitement at using vile words.

Uugghh you're like stepping on something really unpleasant :confused:
 
TheRealSlimLady said:
I'm a hot mature woman...

I wouldn't meet you and your skanky mouth in a million years. One can only imagine the state of your flaccid disgusting little penis dribbling at the end in your excitement at using vile words.

Uugghh you're like stepping on something really unpleasant :confused:
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If I only had a penis (wife replying) I'm sure that a woman like you would make it completely flaccid and probably cause a drip.
 
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