Icebreaker Game Do you...?

Two machines, but no Windows, but one each with Ubuntu and Mac.

Do you update your OS immediately after seeing the notification or wait for a few days to see if there is any crash reported?
 
Most of the time, I wait weeks if not a month or longer. Sometimes I update within a week, if I'm battling some nasty bugs and there's no reports of more bugs.

Do you prefer citrus scented dish soap?
 
Yes, the world is round.

Do you sneeze without covering your conniving face, sneeze into your clothed arm or into inside if your shirt / sweater / jacket, or sneeze into your hands then go touch everything like you think you're clever?
 
Haven't had a reason to do that yet. I'm more likely to look into local societal norms, etiquette, things that annoy the locals so I can avoid doing those things, familiarizing with transportation, laws/regulations, prevalent scams, areas to avoid, etc. Don't forget to look up local grocery stores and book a stay with a kitchen, so you can tell people "This one time, I lived in Cambodia and cooked penguins, kangaroo and chupacabra every day, maaaaaan. Wild fucking times, bro. One day I'll go back and maybe retire there, dude!"

Do you know what kangaroo tastes like?
 
Probably tough chicken

Do you prefer indoor (cleaning, laundry, etc) or outdoor (pulling weeds, mowing, etc) chores more?
 
Outdoor, because there's no cleaning or folding and putting away lmao. I bought two weed pullers, edging stake, few watering nozzles, some other shit yesterday and that got me excited. I never get excited about buying soap, cleaning supplies, etc (one exception being a new toilet brush recently).

Do you know which window you would jump through if some crazy ass shit happened in your home and that was the only immediate way out?
 
I don't believe in aliens, unless you believe the theory that moon or comets, or meteorites brought bacteria to earth billions of years ago, which life evolved from—making us aliens. And there's documented men with two dicks. One recently gave an interview, but refuses offers from pornographers. Chew on that.

Do you understand the long-term harm of snacking outside of meals, thereby preventing your blood glucose levels from returning to baseline?
 
Sort of. I like spotting planets too. It's especially fun to see several planets at the same time. But the opportunity is rare for stargazing when living in a major city—planets are more noticeable.

Do you want a fucking trophy?
 
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