FCN Crush Rush !!

To all the bros and bromigas out there that post pics that don’t get enough likes,

To all those who don’t get tagged and feel like no one cares,

To all those who only come in here to get off and then get off,

To the smart ones, dumb ones, hairy, old and catfishes.

Consider yourself on the crush list if ehcanuck.
that's nice because i didn't get mentioned as anyone's crush.
 
@xyzrp this girl knows me. Like she knows me. No one knows me, but SHE knows me. From my tough exterior, my emotions, my preferred category on pornhub... *chokes* enough said. I love you wife, like you saved me more than you even know. I promise one day I will return that favour.

@lucky_luke he said if I don't mention him santa won't visit me this year. I hate him as much as I love him, and I really fucking hate him.

@FieryFox for being a friend in times of need and always being there to spice up the countdown!

@honeydivine this girl inspires me every single fucking day. She makes me smile like crazy. I love this lady <3

@Melissaa my newest, but none the less beloved friend. She's a real gem, I'm so lucky to have found her.

@Sloppy_Seconds for obvious reasons... I mean have you seen his countdown pics *drools* plus he's a real nice person.

@Chefwithabs regardless of the fact that he is a chef and has abs, this dude has a banging personality. I'd fuck the shit out of that personality.

@ThalassaBabe beautiful inside and out, she makes me want to be a better person with her beautiful words. Plus I wanna fuck her. So hard.

@MustangGuy for always giving me countdown love, and not being afraid to post at #1! Rock your body dude.

@imursecretbaby one of my oldest friends on here. She's always my damn crush, all day everyday.


But alas, only one man has my heart, and I shredded the receipt.
 
Call me a slut, but I genuinely love my interaction with way too many people in here to just pick out a few to name as crushes. On that note if you have placed my name in any of yours, I am truly blushing! Thank you, I try my best to make myself laugh until I pass out on top of my keyboard (Yes, Sad, I know!) the fact that some of you share my insane sense of humor just tickles my pickle to no end!! So thanks, let the hilarity ensue!!!
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@xyzrp this girl knows me. Like she knows me. No one knows me, but SHE knows me. From my tough exterior, my emotions, my preferred category on pornhub... *chokes* enough said. I love you wife, like you saved me more than you even know. I promise one day I will return that favour.

@lucky_luke he said if I don't mention him santa won't visit me this year. I hate him as much as I love him, and I really fucking hate him.

@FieryFox for being a friend in times of need and always being there to spice up the countdown!

@honeydivine this girl inspires me every single fucking day. She makes me smile like crazy. I love this lady <3

@Melissaa my newest, but none the less beloved friend. She's a real gem, I'm so lucky to have found her.

@Sloppy_Seconds for obvious reasons... I mean have you seen his countdown pics *drools* plus he's a real nice person.

@Chefwithabs regardless of the fact that he is a chef and has abs, this dude has a banging personality. I'd fuck the shit out of that personality.

@ThalassaBabe beautiful inside and out, she makes me want to be a better person with her beautiful words. Plus I wanna fuck her. So hard.

@MustangGuy for always giving me countdown love, and not being afraid to post at #1! Rock your body dude.

@imursecretbaby one of my oldest friends on here. She's always my damn crush, all day everyday.


But alas, only one man has my heart, and I shredded the receipt.
Girl like.....why ya gotta be lovey dovey? :p
 
To all the bros and bromigas out there that post pics that don’t get enough likes,

To all those who don’t get tagged and feel like no one cares,

To all those who only come in here to get off and then get off,

To the smart ones, dumb ones, hairy, old and catfishes.

Consider yourself on the crush list if ehcanuck.

THIS. YEP. Yoda has spoken and y'all better believe him. Y'all can be on my crush list too. I got enough of me to go around (hmm, didn't mean to make it sound so dirty!)
 
What do you have to say?? STFU? GTFO? LMFAO??? At least Laura admitted she wanted to fuck me hard. Come on, you can tell me... come one little puss...
OMFG girl, that stfu was for you disappearing!! :D:D:D:D:D

FYI If I'm getting rude with you, it only means I love you more. I don't get lovey-dovey with anyone, inept at expressing my emotions and what not :p
 
OMFG girl, that stfu was for you disappearing!! :D:D:D:D:D

FYI If I'm getting rude with you, it only means I love you more. I don't get lovey-dovey with anyone, inept at expressing my emotions and what not :p

Oh good to know. So the closer we get, the more you'll cuss me out. Nice :eek: *SMH*
 

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