FCN Missed Connections

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Those awkward encounters where FCN love was soooo close but the timing just wasn't there.

Be creative, funny, dirty, and self deprecating. Tell the FCN world about your last ditch effort to hook up with that one that just missed.

If you think you were the missed connection then give a reply. Complete that lost line of love or explain your perspective of the same damned event.
 
Me: I was the one quietly playing shy and hard to get while remaining subtly sexy in an orgy chat room.

You: You were involved with at least half a dozen guys getting fucked, sucked, spanked, and pissed on.

There was a moment we shared where you looked at me through your jizz covered glasses and held my gaze as if to say "we should grab a coffee after these guys finish nutting all over me"

But you disappeared right when I finally got up the nerve to say "mind if I be the 4th 'p' in this 'double dp'?"

If this is you just know I would still love to share that coffee. *after you have a quick shower
 
Flirtinghubby said:
Me: I was the one quietly playing shy and hard to get while remaining subtly sexy in an orgy chat room.

You: You were involved with at least half a dozen guys getting fucked, sucked, spanked, and pissed on.

There was a moment we shared where you looked at me through your jizz covered glasses and held my gaze as if to say "we should grab a coffee after these guys finish nutting all over me"

But you disappeared right when I finally got up the nerve to say "mind if I be the 4th 'p' in this 'double dp'?"

If this is you just know I would still love to share that coffee. *after you have a quick shower
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PS. I really wouldn't mind seeing what you look like without all those dicks in you.

Hopefully yours.
 
I cant wait to add mine....after I've got my laptop set back up again so I can type properly. This is another good thread Flirty!
 
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You: You were casually playing some word games on forums. I think with some chatters who you know fairly well and you all were just having silly, flirty, fun.

Me: I was the one who didn't know the thread game and commented after everyone of your posts trying to pick you or your friends up. Not just once and take the hint when you ignored me. But like 6 or 7 times cause I love a girl who plays hard to get. Or one that gives me a hint of attention really.

I left a dick pic on your wall because it would have been rude to do so in the thread. Anyways. You won't be able to find me through that cause I got banned for some other bullshit (fucking mods eh. Dumb bunch of internet Paul Blart's if you ask me). So I changed my name a couple times, and it looks like you changed your settings so new people can't see or post on your wall anymore. (Good choice, too many creeps and stalkers out there amirite).

Hope you see this and find me. I have more dick pics with sight differences that you will wanna see. I'm also willing to cum for you on cam. Really quickly actually.
 
You: it seemed like your first time visiting the forums....an awkward new thread appeared titled "seeking top 55+" you gave some details that I didn't really read nor care about.

Me: I posted a well researched list of at least 55 things to do over 5 days.... including pictures swiped from a page listing things to do in Colorado... I titled my reply top 55+ things to do in Colorado...

I don't know why I thought you'd see my reply, I've been here almost 3 months, I should realize people who post new threads looking for XXXXX really aren't interested in finding it. I mean look at all the threads that surface up after 2 years....even though the person who started it didn't ever return.

I truly hope you see my recommendations mr. Looking for a top. It's not easy making a list of 55 plus items....maybe next time go for a top 10+?
 
Me: I was posting looking for casual sluts in my area who might wanna "lemme get ma big dick up in em"

You: you didn't reply but I saw your profile said "last viewing 'who wanna lemme get ma big dick up in em'.

I don't know if your post got lost in cyberspace or maybe you got cold feet about having my big dick up in ya.

Anyhoooo. I'm still currently available for local sluts in my area if your ready.
 
To that guy who posted a pic in the main chat because oooh dayum that body!
Before you could reply, I made the mistake of looking the pic up on Google Reverse Image Search and found you on gay pornstar's profile. So, naturally, I called you out.
You apologized, said it's risky to share pic and I believed you. It could have been something but you promised to share a real pic of you and I let you.
It didn't show up on Google and I was about to give my heart to you when it showed up on TinEye. FML.
#TrueStory
 
To the girl of my desire who popped up one day offering her snapchat name and promising me to always be true. How was I to know you wanted not only my heart but Also my bank account.

Happily I'm wise to this but many here aren't. I hope you got the money you needed to support your needs be it drug or other.
 
To the lady with a lovely smile, it's been months if not a year of having received your text out of the blue accusing me of messing up something good when I had done nothing at all. I was never heard, no chance given and so i still feel like I fell too easily for that smile.
 
Were you flirting with me when you asked if I'd write you a story? Did you expect something other than me telling you about that one time when I cut off the tip of my thumb in photography class? Was the description of the blood flowing down my clenched fist, leaving a trail of dripping blood down the hall on my way to the nurse's office, while carrying the mutilated chunk of severed thumb too much? I know this is a sex chat site, but, I really am clueless when it comes to flirting...

Give me another chance, I promise I won't describe the time I ruptured my ear drum, or stabbed an icepick into my arm, deep enough to hit bone, the hole that was there has completely healed!
 
You took offense at my following your profile, following you around and responding to each and every one of your posts, commenting on your profile posts, complimenting you every chance I got whether it be on forums or in pm.

How can you call me a stalker? I call myself an "intensely focused individual". By the way, it's a quality much appreciated by my boss, so i don't know what your problem is.

I gave you my heart but the very next day you tossed it away. Wait... um, that's a song. Regardless! It's true!

How the fuck could you? You motherfucking asshole, son of a bitch, JERK. You're a bloody waste of my fucking time. Anyway, I still love you and worship you. Message me, k?
 
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Someguy1323 said:
You: it seemed like your first time visiting the forums....an awkward new thread appeared titled "seeking top 55+" you gave some details that I didn't really read nor care about.

Me: I posted a well researched list of at least 55 things to do over 5 days.... including pictures swiped from a page listing things to do in Colorado... I titled my reply top 55+ things to do in Colorado...

I don't know why I thought you'd see my reply, I've been here almost 3 months, I should realize people who post new threads looking for XXXXX really aren't interested in finding it. I mean look at all the threads that surface up after 2 years....even though the person who started it didn't ever return.

I truly hope you see my recommendations mr. Looking for a top. It's not easy making a list of 55 plus items....maybe next time go for a top 10+?
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Omg dude thats funny af blazed!!!!
 
We were dancing all night and enjoying the drinks i bought. Right after they played that Semisonic song that i have at the top of my "Weekend Party Playlist", I went to the wash room and when I returned you must have mistaken me for another guy (which was odd cause he had more hair and was a bit bigger of a build than me). Anyways, i know we really hit it off and the lovemaking that night would have been quite decent if it werent for the unfortunate mix-up.

If you see this send me an email. *i put it into your phone while you were doing the shooters i got for us with that group of young guys*. I have my notifications on so ill know when you send it to me.

Hopefully yours :)
 
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