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Bring me all the spinach before I panic and waddle.

Ghost peppers are_____and should be handled with_____.
 
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Ghost peppers are the Devil and should be handled with holy water.


I went to the drugstore for______, and also bought_____
 
I went to the drugstore for diapers, and also bought condoms to prevent ever buying diapers again in the future.

The summer breeze makes me feel____________, but it usually __________instead.
 
The winds of change have__calmed___ and caused major____boredom________.

Sundenly she moaned______and began to ______ more rapidly.
 
Suddenly she moaned about the ironing taking so long and began to slam the iron back and forth more rapidly.

Unable to retrain himself he _____ and just started to ____ furiously
 
Unable to retrain himself he stopped fiddling with the buckle and started to pee furiously.

She faced him with those two big __________________'s staring at him and whispered______________________________!
 
He said "don't worry this won't get you pregnant " and used his toupee to clean up the sour cream.

When he was done, she _____________ and __________ while the customers stared, but she wanted ___________ in _________.
 
When he was done, she squirmed and moaned while the customers stared, but she wanted more sour cream in her face.

He showed her the sour cream was ____________________ so the only thing that is close is from my _____________________!
 
He showed her the sour cream was soaked up and matting down his toupee hair so the only thing that is close is from my wonderfully erect masthead nestled in between two massive hairy matzo balls!

Her eyes _____________, her nose _________, ans best of all her mouth ____________. She yelled at all of the customers to leave them alone and then turned to him and said, "____________________________"
 

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