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[CaramelDrizzle69]

Here's how it works:

I've posted a partial sentence, and the next person completes the sentence and then post their own partial sentence for the next person.

Make it crazy, fun or sexy!! Let's go...

Today I played with my _____ which was being a little _____.

 

[Hotcarter76]

Today I played with my sausage which was being a little greasy.


I went into the fridge for a _____, but I grabbed a _____ instead

 

[CaramelDrizzle69]

I went into the fridge for a bottle of water, but I grabbed a beer instead.


I always enjoy_____, usually right after I go to my _____ sleep.

 

[Hotcarter76]

I always enjoy my bed, usually right after I go to my deep sleep.

I went to the store for____, but ended up with____

 

[Quaid]

I went to the store for condoms , but ended up with herpes.

My favorite part of spring is _____, but I also enjoy____.

 

[CaramelDrizzle69]

My favorite part of spring is flowers, but I also enjoy sex.

I got ______ while on the beach and cant find my ______.

 

[Danaa93]

I got drunk while on the beach and can’t find my bikini.


I had ______ last night and now I feel ______.

 

[LillyK]

Oooooh I love this thread!!!

I had insomnia last night and now I feel like a mentally unstable raging alcoholic hell bent on doing things I am incapable of.

I regret my decision to _________ because it always results in _________.

 

[Jinxy]

I regret my decision to drink shots because it always results in more bad decisions.


I love it when a _________ starts to ___________.

 

[fletnix]

I love it when a fire starts to burn.

Sometimes you eat some ______ which results in _______.

 

[CaramelDrizzle69]

Sometimes you eat some candy which results in a toothache.

On a warm evening _____is a lot of fun, I like to do it with _____.

 

[fletnix]

On a warm evening gargling is a lot of fun, I like to do it with nanna.

Gerald's penis was ______, which made Susie say _______.

 

[CaramelDrizzle69]

Gerald's penis was small, which made Susie say oh my.


Yesterday I saw a _____ and it was very_____ and extremely_____.

 

[Nomoreparanoia]

Here's how it works:

I've posted a partial sentence, and the next person completes the sentence and then post their own partial sentence for the next person.

Make it crazy, fun or sexy!! Let's go...

Today I played with my dog _____ which was being a little __bit of excited to be on my arm when suddenly I could see his shiner popping. ___.

so as any other loving owners would understand ____and amazing how ___mcdonalds and ___was starting to feel like I was being __

 

[fletnix]

Yesterday I saw a clock tower and it was very tall and extremely noisy.

Scott likes to _____ spiders except when ______ is out of control and almost _____.

 

[Hotcarter76]

Scott likes to kill spiders except when Boris is out of control and almost crazy.

I expected Jill's _____ to be _____, but it was _____ instead.

 

[FunCouple1]

Scott likes to kill spiders except when Boris is out of control and almost crazy.

I expected Jill's _____ to be _____, but it was _____ instead.

I expected Jill's mom to be like her but it was better instead.

Me n my sexy husband like to _____ while watching ____ then cruise around ______ which ended in a goodnight.

 

[fletnix]

Me n my sexy husband like to iron while watching Dr Phil then cruise around vacuuming which ended in a goodnight.

Sometimes _____ eat _____ at night. Other times, they ____ exclusively during the day.

 

[CaramelDrizzle69]

Sometimes I eat cookies at night. Other times, they are eaten exclusively during the day.


If the ____ fits, ____ it.

 

[fletnix]

If the toy fits, sit on it.

Bring me all the _____ before I _____ and _____.