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Most people don't know this about me but I make tire screeching noise in my head or our loud almost every time I see skid marks on the highway leading into barriers. I end it with a dramatic BASHOOOM once I reach the end of the skid marks.

Yesterday, I _____ too long and missed the _____.
 
Yesterday, I stayed on FCN too long and missed the my chance to go to the local supermarket to buy ingredients for my dinner... and had to settle for leftovers..

I hate (or do not like) _________________ because ……...
 
If you're a dirty Matt and you know it, wash your hands. (could you have made it any more boring?)

When I die, I want for my funeral to take place _______ and I want to buried in ______.
 
If I had a slice of cheesecake for every innuendo I had, I'd be fat as heck.

When you are _________, you can only _________ and then ___________.
 
If I could get away with driving as fast as I want on the freeway, I would probably still drive normally most of the time.

When I say __________ I actually mean _______.
 
When I say you want massage I actually mean do you want me to rub your back for a minute and then get fucked.


I really like to feel your___ inside my ___.
 
Run the backs of my hands over the sides of your face and use your tongue to wet my lips as I passionately kiss you

I need ______ right now so I can ______ .
 
I need weed right now so I can sleep.

If ____ grew on ____ I'd be _____
 

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