well sure if you suck my dick
Okay deal. If you read my mind correctly I shall slob the knob
youre thinking of pancakes?
Nope!
youre thinking of swimming for sure
Close. But you're way off.
damn. so no bj?
Apparently you're not worthydamn. so no bj?
but how can you look at this monster and say you dont want it in your mouth?Apparently you're not worthy
Have you ever actually met a woman?
Read the room
“No One Asked for That”
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Nobody asked
To see that from you.
You’re feeling real bold,
You think you’re the man,
But sending that pic?
No one’s a fan.
We’re scrolling our phones,
Just sipping our tea,
Then bam! There it is—
Your unsolicited D.
You think it’s a gift?
A digital treasure?
But no one unwraps it
With anything but pressure.
Consent is the key,
It's really not tough.
Keep your pants zipped
Until someone says “Yup.”
So here’s some advice—
Don't send that pic.
It’s creepy, it’s gross,
And frankly... not slick.
Swipe left on that urge,
Put your phone down instead.
Or maybe send selfies,
Like a gentleman would’ve read.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Nobody asked
To see that from you.
You’re feeling real bold,
You think you’re the man,
But sending that pic?
No one’s a fan.
We’re scrolling our phones,
Just sipping our tea,
Then bam! There it is—
Your unsolicited D.
You think it’s a gift?
A digital treasure?
But no one unwraps it
With anything but pressure.
Consent is the key,
It's really not tough.
Keep your pants zipped
Until someone says “Yup.”
So here’s some advice—
Don't send that pic.
It’s creepy, it’s gross,
And frankly... not slick.
Swipe left on that urge,
Put your phone down instead.
Or maybe send selfies,
Like a gentleman would’ve read.
Double hilarious that's it's a stolen pic.
Probably has an innie in real life
Probably has an innie in real life
Anyway, back to normal.
Fancy a game or two ?Anyway, back to normal.
Yes ma'am!
I’m sure you’d beat me