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constant maintenance project with never-ending expenses


Sleep paralysis demon trying to feed you yogurt at 3 a.m.
 
Not eating whatever I ate before bed again

You’re in a parking spot and some asshole stops behind you, blocking you in, rather than pulling into a spot.
 
Where?

At your current age, you've just become immortal and don't age. Every once in a while, you have to battle another immortal using swords and you absorb their energy after you slice their head off.
 
Highlander

This is the story of a time long ago, a time of myth and legend, when the Earth was still young. The ancient gods were petty and cruel, and they played mankind for their sport...
 
Hot af

Someone calls you, you answer and the voice says "If you build it, it will come," and hangs up.
 
Pitch it to me baby. I'm game.

If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don't care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we're gonna be winners.
 
Participation trophy logic Instagram post.

You can suddenly see through walls. Three at a time, no matter the distance between those walls, but you can still only see 20/20 or whatever your current eyesight is.
 
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