Banter #FirstWorldProblems

D_go said:
I locked myself out of my house. my landlord he has a spare key so I called him. He said. "I can stop by tomorrow around 5. It was like 6pm. I offered to go get the key. "Just stay at your mom's in the meantime". He said.

I called a locksmith that showed up in 10 minutes. Told me it going to be $120. Cuz they charge per lock. I check my statement he charged me a $160.
A month later my girlfriend locked
us out.
So I don't get fucked again I made a spare copy of the back door key. We never use that door. As I turned the key expecting it to open.... the deadbolt basically told me "fuck you. Oh now you want to come use me.... Nope"

So now it comes down to choosing who I want to get fucked again by.. my landlord or locksmith.

Yup.
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Dats y u gotta use da back door on da regular, bro. So it says nice n' loose... Kno wat I meen?

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I'm already in a blanket burrito in bed. My phone is dying and my charger seems so far away at the moment..

I'm wondering if my battery will make it long enough so that my alarm will go off in the morning.
 
Skip breakfast and later make marinated pork stir with rice or prepare breakfast and chicken tacos later? Or have a tiny breakfast, make pork later and tacos at night? Somebody decide for me.
 
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