You're so DEAD!! HAHA
Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to send the young silly Adam off on his forever voyage to the nether beyond because he was bravely stupid enough to suggest a death match against the killer Pheonix, mistress of the light saber dildo head shot manouver! He will be missed and remembered for his Tom Foolery and big ideas! Tisk tisk, shoulda woulda coulda - may his soul rest in the paradise of eternal cake and endless boopery! Amen or some such mutterings of what he spiritually believed in, now let's eat red velvet cake in his honor and go home.