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[Deleted member 811155]

Fortunately, they ended the series.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Unfortunately, the movies are never as good as the books.

 

[Harshsharma]

Fortunately PUBG got banned in India

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Unfortunately I have no idea what PUBG is or stands for.

 

[Thalassa]

Fortunately, I am here to tell you that it stands for Public Ululation Badass Gang and to invite you to join us in some stress-relieving public ululation.

 

[Imagine]

Unfortunately, I don't have the tongue skills to ululate in public.

 

[Minnie79]

Fortunately, I can think of some fun ways for people to strengthen their tongues that don't have to be done in public.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Fortunately my tongue is still recovering from last weekend.

 

[AlexWS]

Unfortunately my tongue is needed again no rest for the wicked

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Fortunately, my tongue is well rested and ready.

 

[Thalassa]

Unfortunately, we're moving on from tongues to another interesting body part.

 

[justagoodguy55]

Fortunately I train my tongue every day for 55 years

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Unfortunately, someone went right back to the tongue when we could have been talking about hands.

 

[Thalassa]

Fortunately I am here to now declare that we talk about hands.

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

Unfortunately Im not well informed about handjobs, hand massages, cuffed hands, hands tied, hand slaps, or grabby hands

 

[Imagine]

Fortunately, I have amazing dexterity and strength in my hands and am available on request to demonstrate massages, cuffing, tying, slapping and grabbing. Handjobs by special request only

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Unfortunately there aren't a pair of hands holding up my boobs right now ...

 

[Scurlock]

Fortunately they will be many volunteers. Pick me, pick me

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Unfortunately I wasn't close enough to volunteer.

 

[Thalassa]

Fortunately, we dispatched a private jet to pick you up.