Game Fortunately Unfortunately

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Unfortunately I forgot how to fly the jet!

 

[Jinxy]

Fortunately it has auto pilot

 

[Dogowar]

Unfortunately its the same randy one from the movie Airplane

 

[jw833]

Fortunately that Auto Pilot from Airplane still works

 

[Jinxy]

Unfortunately the fuel tanks are empty

 

[jw833]

Fortunately the Airport is right in front of us

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Unfortunately the jet can't run on hopes and dreams.

 

[jw833]

Unfortunately I thought it ran on a wing and a prayer

 

[Thalassa]

Fortunately, we roll an 11 and my magic wand dispels the double unfortunatelys, leaving us with a smooth landing on a beautiful wild island.

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Unfortunately magic isn't real.

 

[Thalassa]

Fortunately reality is a construct of our minds, making magic a pleasant illusion.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Unfortunately, @Thalassa isn't always around to get this thread back on track.

 

[jw833]

Fortunately, I’m not around very much to get the thread messed up..... ( although looking back it.... Nessa’s n my post were only a minute apart.... )

 

[Thalassa]

Unfortunately, you have to visit the optician for a new prescription for it was Pheonixxx and not Nessa.

 

[jw833]

Fortunately, I have an appointment this week.

 

[AlexWS]

Unfortunately the appointment is for a rectal exam

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Fortunately, I have a conflicting appointment and will cancel the rectal exam.

 

[DefinitelyNotARobot]

Unfortunately, (unbeknownst to you) there are a number of things wrong with your colon. You seem to be suffering from hemorrhoids, anal fissures, rectal tumors and an unusually enlarged prostate.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Fortunately The non robotic one knows a freaking large amount of medical information about butt stuff and I don't have to go there.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Unfortunately we got off the topic of how nice it would feel to have my large hand spanking an ass.