Game Fortunately Unfortunately

[PoliteandNaughty]

Unfortunately the black market sells a lot of fake shit.

 

[Jinxy]

Fortunately people don’t seem to mind fake around here

 

[HotPotato86]

Unfortunately some people like to act like they're noble and then have shitty intentions because that's a little thing called human nature

 

[Englishflower]

Fortunately I'm from Venus

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately Im not gonna be on venus anytime soon.

 

[HotPotato86]

Unfortunately Im not gonna be on venus anytime soon.

Fortunately you've always got a home on mars since women are from venus hahahaha

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately there are no women on mars and Im not into men.

 

[HotPotato86]

Fortunately there are mail order brides that can be sent to you for the low shipping cost of 99$ plus shippind and heavy handling

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Unfortunately mail order brides aren't guaranteed to be good.

 

[HotPotato86]

Fortunately there's always a refund policy ..with reciept

 

[Morella]

Unfortunately you have to pay for shipping her back

 

[Englishflower]

Fortunately I own the company lolz

 

[MelancholyArtist]

unfortunately, the taxes are so high, it might cause a "Boston Tea Party"

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Fortunately I like tea and will just throw my own tea party.

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately tea tastes like muddy water.

 

[Englishflower]

Fortunately I don't care lolz

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately I do not know what a crumpet is.

 

[Englishflower]

Fortunately I do they're delicious toasted with jam

 

[Saximony]

unfortunately bagels suck

 

[Englishflower]

Fortunately I totally agree lolz