Game Fortunately Unfortunately

[Saximony]

Unfortunately there are no cream filled donuts in the building.

 

[Englishflower]

Fortunately there's a pizza express down the road lolz

 

[HotPotato86]

Unfortunately they do terrible things to the pizza after dark

 

[Englishflower]

Fortunately so do I l bite bits off them and eat them lolz

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately im not a pizza

 

[MelancholyArtist]

fortunately, your sax playing is spicy enough

 

[Saximony]

unfortunately my next show isnt till may 15th

 

[Jinxy]

Fortunately you have plans to do something you enjoy

 

[Deleted member 966232]

Unfortunately I can't choose the right shoes to wear..

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Fortunately, you only need two.

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately some people cant afford new shoes

 

[Deleted member 966232]

Fortunately lost one foot in a poker game so only need one

 

[Thalassa]

Unfortunately you lost again tonight so say bye bye to your other foot.

 

[justagoodguy55]

Fortunately you still have both, because I love to give massages

 

[Thalassa]

Unfortunately the mafiosi came by and chopped both of them and gave them to their pet sharks to eat.

 

[Saximony]

Fortunately there are no mafiosi near where I live.

 

[HotPotato86]

Unfortunately i'm the mother fucking jury , judge , and executioner in mother fucking potato land

 

[Saximony]

Fortunately Potatoe land does not exist!

 

[SoMeFred]

Unfortunately I beg to differ

 

[European_stormtrooper]

Fortunately I don't have to agree with everyone