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Unfortunately you live in Portland where most of the wicked supernatural creatures seem to congregate.
 
Fortunately I had my “wicked supernatural creatures” club membership card renewed so I’m good.
 
Unfortunately they raised the dues and you paid the old amount, thereby rendering you vulnerable again to the “wicked supernatural creatures”.
 
Fortunately, I don’t mind being vulnerable to “wicked supernatural creatures” in order to pay my dues.
 
Unfortunately you're thinking it's a euphemism for "Girls gone wild" when it really isn't...
 
Fortunately the girls I knew that used to go wild are now ladies and they are sexy as ever. :)
 
Unfortunately they've been sent to "The Good Place" which means they're headed to Hell.
 
Lol, good one!

Unfortunately, the "New Girl" you wanted to bring with you, turned you down.
 
Fortunately, I’ve been listening to “Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist” to learn modern music and practice my dance moves.
 
Unfortunately, you're thinking you are part of "The IT Crowd" when your "Friends" are all laughing behind your back.
 
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