PoliteandNaughty Resident FCN Regular Jan 27, 2022 #721 Fortunately, the train can be easily put back on the tracks by someone stronger than me.
DD_850 Resident FCN Regular Jan 27, 2022 #722 Unfortunately, that person is preoccupied rescuing other civilians
Fildo66 Resident Nudist FCN Regular Jan 28, 2022 #723 Fortunately, another train of thought happened and everything is back on track.
Snap75 Resident FCN Regular Jan 28, 2022 #724 Unfortunately, this train of thought is headed to the mental institution.
Fildo66 Resident Nudist FCN Regular Jan 28, 2022 #725 Fortunately this “mental institution” is the adult toy store down the road where all your problems can be solved, if not penetrated right out of you.
Fortunately this “mental institution” is the adult toy store down the road where all your problems can be solved, if not penetrated right out of you.
Snap75 Resident FCN Regular Jan 28, 2022 #726 Unfortunately the toys are all hand whittled and sewn by the senile lady that lives there.
Fildo66 Resident Nudist FCN Regular Jan 28, 2022 #727 Fortunately, she’s tested every one of them to the point they are all smooth. Her crotch and asshole are splintered though.
Fortunately, she’s tested every one of them to the point they are all smooth. Her crotch and asshole are splintered though.
Fildo66 Resident Nudist FCN Regular Jan 28, 2022 #729 Fortunately, thank god because sticking it her would be like run your cock into a hole lined with thistles.
Fortunately, thank god because sticking it her would be like run your cock into a hole lined with thistles.
Snap75 Resident FCN Regular Jan 28, 2022 #730 Unfortunately that's a rare kink to satisfy. Tell my kids I love them
DD_850 Resident FCN Regular Jan 30, 2022 #731 Fortunately your kids were in the room the entire time and heard everything Last edited: Feb 4, 2022
PoliteandNaughty Resident FCN Regular Feb 4, 2022 #732 Unfortunately, everything you said can and will be used against you in a court of law.
DD_850 Resident FCN Regular Feb 4, 2022 #734 Unfortunately, I'm not the only one looking to cuff you you'll be caught in a matter of seconds
DD_850 Resident FCN Regular Feb 4, 2022 #736 Unfortunately, some of those friends have been bribed for a considerable amount of money to turn you in
Unfortunately, some of those friends have been bribed for a considerable amount of money to turn you in
S Silver-Smile Guest Feb 4, 2022 #737 Fortunately for me they are double agents and will still rescue me
DD_850 Resident FCN Regular Feb 4, 2022 #738 Unfortunately, i predicted this would happen and had tiny microphones planted on their clothes so i can hear every conversation you have
Unfortunately, i predicted this would happen and had tiny microphones planted on their clothes so i can hear every conversation you have
S Silver-Smile Guest Feb 4, 2022 #739 Fortunately for me you forgot to turn them on when you planted them, so you can't hear a thing!!!
DD_850 Resident FCN Regular Feb 4, 2022 #740 Unfortunately I'm deaf so i can read mouth movements extremely well