Game Fortunately Unfortunately

[Silver-Smile]

Fortunately for me I'll be at my sister's house so I won't be on till late if at all.

 

[DD_850]

Unfortunately for me when i binge watch shows an entire week can go by before i realize i haven't had any type of social interactions... I'm not complaining

 

[Fildo66]

Fortunately your social date book is wide open

 

[DD_850]

Unfortunately that book was burned to a crisp

 

[Fildo66]

Fortunately that saves you the embarrassment of writing nothing in it.

 

[Locket44]

Unfortunately I bought a him a new book which is now sitting empty

 

[Fildo66]

Fortunately it only looks empty because he’s using invisible ink.

 

[Locket44]

Unfortunately I swapped his ink for water so it's still empty

 

[DD_850]

Fortunately I also swapped his ink with gasoline so his writing is lit

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Unfortunately for you, you bought olive oil not gasoline

 

[DreamerGirl1]

Fortunately I made Caprese Salad with the olive oil to keep it from being completely waisted.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Unfortunately, you enter the kitchen only to grab a bottle of water.

 

[DreamerGirl1]

Fortunately I just finished working out and really needed to rehydrate,

 

[Fildo66]

Unfortunately your “work out” was going to the kitchen and getting said water.

 

[DreamerGirl1]

Fortunately Brad Pitt arrived at the front door to help me get another workout in.

 

[Fildo66]

Unfortunately it was Brad Pitt’s stunt double and the whole sex scene is not his strong suit.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Unfortunately, you are dreaming @DreamerGirl1 lol

Fortunately you may replace him

 

[Fildo66]

Fortunately two negatives make a positive so maybe it was Brad Pitt after all

 

[DreamerGirl1]

Fortunately I have a deep contact list and called up Gerard Butler to finish the job

 

[DreamerGirl1]

Unfortunately now both Brad and Gerard are both there so I’ll really need that water now.