Game Fortunately Unfortunately

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Fortunately, you don't have to meet them

 

[Fildo66]

Unfortunately for you, you will have plenty of time to drink that water as Gerard re-enacts scenes from 300 and Brad shows him his fine acting skills from the movie Troy. (I suppose that could also be fortunate but probably fun)

 

[DreamerGirl1]

Fortunately I really love the theater so I get some popcorn and settle in for the show.

 

[DD_850]

Unfortunately there was a recast so instead of Gerard and Brad it will be Clint Eastwood and Jack Nicolson

 

[Fildo66]

Fortunately for you, Clint is always ready for you to make his day and Jack is eager for you to handle the truth about your sexuality.

 

[DD_850]

Unfortunately I'm not in the mood to talk

 

[Snap75]

Fortunately Clint is the same way and starts the action

 

[Someguy1323]

Unfortunately he breaks his tibia in the first scene and is replaced by a senior aged orangutan.

 

[Snap75]

Fortunately that orangutan is the John Holmes of the species.

 

[Fildo66]

Unfortunately the orangutan is only trained to respond to “Right turn, Clyde” so is not ready for this and leaves in a truck with Clint.

 

[DreamerGirl1]

Fortunately, Clint was the one driving or they would only been able to make right hand turns.

 

[Fildo66]

Unfortunately, the “truck” was one of those peddle cars so Clint just sat in the seat making truck noises. He’s old man

 

[DD_850]

Fortunately i have no idea what is going on so i can just walk away

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately since you dont know whats goin on you walked in front of Clints truck.

 

[DD_850]

Fortunately I'm black and that can be seen as a hate crime

 

[Fildo66]

Unfortunately Clint is color blind so he had no idea.

 

[Saximony]

Fortunately @DD_850 was not hurt.

 

[Snap75]

Unfortunately Clyde is taking the wheel now.

 

[Fildo66]

Fortunately this is all made up and no persons or animals were hurt in the making of this production.

 

[DD_850]

Unfortunately this was all in your subconscious cause you can't live with the guilt anymore. go ahead and turn yourself in.