Game Fortunately Unfortunately

[Someguy1323]

Unfortunately there is a ban on BBQ currently, unless the fire department is notified 48 hours in advance.

 

[Yamizo_866]

Fortunately, you can still cook inside your cozy home, provided it's not on fire and burning down 48 hours after the fire department is notified.

 

[HellinHeels]

Unfortunately it's too hot to cook inside....but hot firemen banging me...I mean banging on my door?!

 

[Happilymarried38]

Fortunately your not the only girl that likes a man in uniform.

 

[Yamizo_866]

Unfortunately, they're all women in uniform.

 

[Happilymarried38]

Unfortunately, they're all women in uniform.

Lmfao

My husband likes women in uniform, not sure what happened there.

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Fortunately I also like girls in uniform.

 

[HellinHeels]

Unfortunately I don't have a man...or a woman lol

 

[Happilymarried38]

Fortunately there are plenty that would love to fix that for you HellinHeels.

 

[Tiger_22]

Unfortunately, the BBQ food items were left out over night and have spoiled, plus he firewomen have noticed multiple violations and are drafting a citation.

 

[Fildo66]

Fortunately I know the right amount of money to bribe the Marshall with.

 

[Jaroslava]

Unfortunately he was already wealthy and refused the bribe.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Fortunately, he needs more money for the new project

 

[Fildo66]

Unfortunately for him I can only pay in sexual favors.

 

[HellinHeels]

Fortunately for you I always return a favour

 

[Dogowar]

Unfortunately guys like me never are lucky

 

[HellinHeels]

Fortunately if it weren't for bad luck I'd have none at all

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Unfortunately guys like me never are lucky

Fortunately, you got all what you wanted to get

 

[BlackDahlia22]

Unfortunately no one knows what they really want

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Fortunately, I always want what I know

 

[BlackDahlia22]

Unfortunately I want what you know!