Game Fortunately Unfortunately

[Locket44]

Unfortunately your boss just called and wants you in

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

Fortunately for him, his female boss called and wants HIM IN

 

[Locket44]

Unfortunately he can not get it up

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

Fortunately, he has the blue pill

 

[kcguy5150]

Unfortunately, he dropped it in the toilet

 

[Locket44]

Fortunately he keeps spares in his desk

 

[kcguy5150]

Unfortunately, the desk is locked with the spares in it...

 

[Locket44]

Fortunately I found the keys

 

[kcguy5150]

Unfortunately I already broke a key off in the lock trying to open it up

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

Fortunately, there is a copy

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Unfortunately, someone's stolen it

 

[Locket44]

Fortunately I have axe and we can use that to open it.

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately Im not there to help swing that axe

 

[HellinHeels]

Fortunately we don't need an axe to swing

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Unfortunately, there are so many locked desks

 

[Fildo66]

Fortunately we do have a nice group of willing people to swing. *sending out invites*

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Fortunately we do have a nice group of willing people to swing. *sending out invites*

Unfortunately, you will be busy teaching new fcners as I quit

 

[Deleted member 811155]

Fortunately, this place teaches things on its own

 

[AnIndianGirl]

Fortunately few nice people here on fcn

Edited:
(unfortunately few are double standards people (in what they says)) just for info

 

[Deleted member 811155]

Unfortunately you messed up the rules, so I've considered only the first line.