Game Fortunately Unfortunately

[Locket44]

Unfortunately we need to wash his mouth out with the soap

 

[Fildo66]

Fortunately one of his favoriting things to eat as a kid was soap sandwiches. Basically shaved soda pieces on bread. He swore a lot as a kid.

 

[Locket44]

Unfortunately he never grew out of that

 

[Chris3976]

Fortunately, his mouth was always clean.

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

Unfortunately, he has trouble swallowing.

 

[Saximony]

Fortunately men dont have to

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

Unfortunately, you forgot that some are not straight

 

[LdyHntr]

Fortunately some of us are flexible

 

[Chris3976]

Unfortunately, some of us don’t bend that way.

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

Fortunately, we can apply Albert Einstein's theory of relativity

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately that does not compute.

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

Fortunately, there are other applicable theories

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

Unfortunately, those theories are not welcomed in this thread

 

[Saximony]

Fortunately u saved it

 

[Saximony]

Unfortunately it died again

 

[FlirtyC]

Fortunately cpr was successful

 

[Saximony]

Fortunately Jesus came back from the dead.

 

[Colonel_Mustang]

Fortunately, he had the strength of God, because apparently the tomb came with an IKEA assembly fee.

 

[Heidiwil]

Unfortunately, the fee was paid in unholy favors and therefore God came down once again and wrapped up his own vessel

 

[Saximony]

Fortunately he was forgiven