Funniest hookup stories!

[luna_mae]

Hi guys, sooo this thread is going to about funny moments you’ve had while being intimate with someone...


So I’ll go first. When I was in high school my then boyfriend and I had a make out place in a field, and a cop pulled up and thought we were doing drugs and breaking into nearby houses. It was sooooo crazy but we got off the hook.

 

[Magicman]

Hmmmmm....With my high school girlfriend in a phone booth right next to a fairly busy highway in a rainstorm.....The light was on inside of it and it was a little steamed up inside but people must have seen us going at it because we heard honking as some cars passed us ...

 

[NerdiGuy]

Was at an orgy waiting in line to go to the bathroom. Actually had a piss hard-on I needed to go so bad. So I'm talking with this young lady and she says, "is that for me?" And I said, "no, but it could be." We laugh, we joke and then the door opens and she says, "you want to go first?" I said ,"no it's gonna take a minute for this to go down, go ahead." She says "okay." and proceeds inside. But the older lady coming out of the bathroom says, "well, we can't have that", drops to her knees and blows me right there in the hall. I was a bit shocked as this shit doesn't happen to me. But I'm glad it did... ended up to quite the romp afterward.

 

[Suraj07xx]

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