EVERYONE KNOWS, I'M A "COUGAR"(OLDER WOMAN WHO LIKES YOUNGER MEN)... SO, THIS WAS JUST A CUTE PIC, I GOT SILLY WITH, OH, AND NO I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!...
I GOT PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING ONE TIME, AND AFTER THE COP LEFT, AND I GOT MY TICKET A GREAT IDEA CAME TO ME!... ONE THAT WOULD GET ME OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET SHOULD I GET PULLED OVER AGAIN!...
HERE IS AN ORIGINAL "STARFIRE", JOKE... HERE GOES... I WAS PULLED OVER BY A COP, AND HE CAME UP TO MY DOOR, AND ASKED ME... MISS DO YOU KNOW YOU WERE SPEEDING?...
I SAID, YES I DO OFFICER...
THE OFFICER SAID... THEN WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING, IF YOU KNEW I'D PULL YOU OVER?...
I SAID, BECAUSE YOU LOOK SMOKIN HOT!... SO, I WANTED TO GET A CLOSER LOOK AT YOU(GIGGLES)!...