2 vomits are walking down the street, 1st one stops and starts crying. 2nd says what's wrong?
This is where I was brought up!
Piece of string walks into a bar and orders a pint.
Bartender says, "we don't serve string here. You need to leave."
String walks out, ties himself and rubs his ends on the wall.
He goes in and orders a pint.
"Aren't you the same piece of string I told to leave?"
"Nope" says string, "I'm a frayed knot"
Hi, I saw you and would
Hello, my name is Randy, whats yours?
I find you to be very attractive, I'd really like to get to know you better
and the bonus one
Hey check out my huge dick.
Finally found this thread again!! Kickstarting it, the last post (by a knobhead) was a tough ask because, which people are eating anchovies, let alone coming up with 6 recipes for them??!! To that end…..
Anchovies on a pizza
Anchovies in pasta (probably)
Anchovies on toast?
Anchovies in a sandwich (white bread)
Anchovies in a sandwich (brown bread)
Anchovies with salad?
Ok, let’s get going again……gimme three things that attract you to someone